Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques