Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…