None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest