It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing