We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway