“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside