Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…