In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed