When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

100% of success is showing up on time

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any