When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–