The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
I have an idea: I have no idea
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth
