An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology