Naturally, Einstein Was Jewish
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
