Naturally, Einstein Was Jewish
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
