The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those