I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
There is no Status quo But there is Status
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those