Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness