You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection