At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…