I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for