All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable