Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
