Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
A being becomes human when you add meaning
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine