My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
