Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words