Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating