Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.