Let there be light blight and hindsight

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power