In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance