Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position