Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
