In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman