Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position