I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie him in bowling

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…