A Haiku
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light