The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man