People are afraid of change so they change with the times
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death