It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do