If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

My ego is too big

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga