To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours