If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

In Let there be plight the P is silent

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it