People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
“The human body generates more bio…
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
