A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other