A story as old as time
A being becomes human when you add meaning
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it