When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law