The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
