With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…