It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good