The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
