Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

In Let there be plight the P is silent

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…