A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

Let there be light blight and hindsight

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value