I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork