The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
