I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
