Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…